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willing_sheath[A standard pre-recorded message starts:]
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. [There are a few long moments of dead silence before someone draws a breath speaks in a stiff, uncomfortable tone:] Himura Tomoe... [and another long few seconds of silence where she apparently didn't realize how to stop the recording.] is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a callback number, press five.
[BEEP]
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Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. [There are a few long moments of dead silence before someone draws a breath speaks in a stiff, uncomfortable tone:] Himura Tomoe... [and another long few seconds of silence where she apparently didn't realize how to stop the recording.] is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a callback number, press five.
[BEEP]
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Date: 2020-03-08 06:02 am (UTC)...
I imagine... that is the delivery company...?
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Date: 2020-03-09 08:17 am (UTC)I know it isn't my fault, but I'm still sorry about this mix-up. It must have been quite the shock to discover, ah...that.
[He gestures a little helplessly at the screen.]
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Date: 2020-03-16 04:01 am (UTC)...
It's alright. All thinks considered it could have been much more... extreme.